By: Chris Humpherys | 2010-05-28 | Satire In the wake of Mark McGwire’s steroid confession, the impact of which will soon fade, I thought of a pay-per-view opportunity that would make the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight (that’s not going to happen) pale in comparison. read more
By: Rox | 2010-06-03 | Satire I hear a bell ringing and look to my right to find the source of it. A man stands there, with a basket, claiming to collect for the orphaned children of the 21st century. I think about giving him my change, but then I remember I am out of cigarettes. read more
By: Alex Fitzsimmon | 2010-05-30 | Satire Cat Food She walked slowly on her tip toes in her soiled mismatched socks, she avoided the glass as she searched for food. She told her stomach to shut up, don''t be rumbling like the bombs that hit and shattered her life. read more
By: Glory Lennon | 2010-06-01 | Satire "You look chipper," Dave commented during a commercial break. He stuffed chips into his mouth and watched his cousin-in-law shrewdly. "Do I? Must be because I don''t care if the Broncos lose," Mark retorted smirking. "You''re getting some, aren''t you?" Dave asked grinning. "About time. read more
By: Janet Harris | 2010-06-04 | Satire A man can walk in space, babies can be grown in test tubes, operations to remove knee cartilages and gall stones can be done through an incision that is the size of a keyhole, so why oh why is going to the dentist still such an ordeal? Surgical procedures have moved on so much in the last thirty y read more
By: Nathaniel Mate | 2010-06-02 | Satire Your Commercials Do Not Speak to Me I am extremely intelligent, and have an excellent attitude. I have come to this conclusion from watching television commercials. read more
By: maddie rose | 2010-06-03 | Satire The Big Story never published She sits at the bay, enjoying the sand at her feet, as she watches the ships come in from their cruise adventures from far away places. Lacy was wasting her lunch hour, away, taking all the scenery in she could, when she noticed something unusual at the shore. read more
By: PS Gifford | 2010-06-01 | Satire Transformations. "Now class, as I am sure most of you know, a blue moon is the name given to a full moon appearing twice in a month. read more
By: Eoanna Petropoulacos | 2010-06-04 | Satire An oddly assorted gaggle of elderlys clustered around the television ignoring the show attention otherwise engaged by countless fascinations afforded by the giant thermometer/barometer gleaming handsomely against the wall. "Did you know the temperature just went down half a degree? It''s now 57. read more
By: Akram Saqib | 2010-06-04 | Satire INTODUCTION Cuckoo of the human world, the influential class and the crow, the common man are fighting with each other for gaining the upper hand. But it is the common lot of the crow that he is doomed forever. Cuckoo has the knack to camouflage itself according to the need of the time. read more
By: David Dicesare | 2010-06-02 | Satire If life is about "not waiting for the storms to pass,it''s about learning how to dance in the rain" then why am I the only one who is always all wet. I don''t know and I have reached the point where I just don''t care. read more
By: Jennifer Luers | 2010-06-01 | Satire Standing at the check out line in the grocery store one headline reads "Woman Gives Birth: Claims to be Virgin". Another cover says "Man Returns from the Dead". More striking than the titles are the photos of the man walking on water. read more
By: Daniel Batten | 2010-05-31 | Satire THE BOOK OF JOB[1] (A Review of a Book By Alan Smithee[2]) If forced to my knees by my sins I may find myself begging many mercies of the Great All-powerful One for all-time. read more
By: Barry Parham | 2010-05-30 | Satire Judy, Jeeves and Pearl I had to return my favorite penguin, Jeeves. He was too gay. To be fair, it wasn''t really because Jeeves was too gay. That''s his business, and I support his decision. read more
By: Josh Missler | 2010-05-29 | Satire Real men don''t cry No clouds hovered above the red cliffs, only the sun whose heat fuels the world that curses his very existence. The only living things in sight were a handful of shrubs, a few towering cacti, an ebony mare, and a man watering a drought parched saguaro. read more
By: Joe Friedman | 2010-06-04 | Satire A Guest at the Hotel As the December sun sets upon the Gulf of Mexico, the white sands of Clearwater Beach take on a pinkish hue at the Tiki-bar of The Beach Resort Hotel. read more
By: Donna Pampalone | 2010-06-04 | Satire Dentists I must tell you that dentists are not one of my favorite subjects, or people for that matter. When I hear the word dental I panic, my stomach goes weak, and my heart starts to pound. In my lifetime, I have had several bad experiences when it came to dentists. read more
By: Gunter Chang | 2010-05-31 | Satire Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Unveil New Alert System The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have unveiled a new warning system to relay Apocalypse status to the public. Speaking on behalf of the other three, The First Horseman arrived at a press conference in L.A. to present the new system. read more
By: Chris Corrall | 2010-05-31 | Satire St Peter sat at his desk, mac book open, coffee steaming and, once again, began the tiresome process of infinity. The list of names from Human Resources looked, yet again, to be growing. read more
By: Maureen Bordelon | 2010-05-30 | Satire The application asked for marital status. For the first time I had to check widow. Being a widow conjures thoughts of rickety crone hood, ancient and bent with time. I don''t think I qualify yet for crone hood status, but the widow part is unstoppable. read more