By: James Wigal | 2010-06-03 | Satire Delton Manly affixed another telescopic enhancement device. He was up to seven, more than anyone had ever tried. It was hot in the chamber and sweat was running down his forehead, over his protective goggles. He tried to wipe it off with his muscular arm. It was nearly 6:00 AM. read more
By: Matt Shea | 2010-05-28 | Satire I am so grateful to the commercial makers of America! Who else could have realized the benefit of increasing the volume of commercials approximately 72% over the sound level of normal programming? Like a benevolent grandparent, their wisdom has benefitted me – and the Americ read more
By: PS Gifford | 2010-06-01 | Satire Transformations. "Now class, as I am sure most of you know, a blue moon is the name given to a full moon appearing twice in a month. read more
By: Scott Scherr | 2010-06-03 | Satire Green Bean Casserole At last, a weekend off! Just going to kick back and do nothing. My mother-in-law has the Thanksgiving feast well under control. Plenty of help there. Surprisingly, I was asked to do very little. read more
By: groundhog91 | 2010-06-03 | Satire There in the thick of the battle in close combat range we have two young privates and a young lieutenant stuck behind enemy lines,and are being forced to listen to what the enemy is saying about the other side. read more
By: April Trice | 2010-06-01 | Satire My mother is an honest and God-fearing woman. At the age of two weeks, she wagged her finger in my face and sternly informed me that, "Honesty is the best policy. Tell the truth and nobody gets hurt." When she wasn''t reminded me of this fact, she was sure I was lying. read more
By: Daniel Batten | 2010-05-31 | Satire The Bal Of Our Ignorance I am ill in the ears with all this talk of the sanctity of marriage''[1]and how homosexuality is somehow the devil''s bane upon Christian purity. read more
By: Richard Wing | 2010-05-30 | Satire My Jinni''s comfort me, serving me breakfast and start preparing the opium pipe. I sit there surrounded by infinite exotic pleasure, head in my hands and realize all of this happened for a definitive reason. I am here for a particular reason unknown to me. read more
By: April May Maple | 2010-05-28 | Satire Thursday Morning Coffee "I''m a gold digger, so what? I can think of a lot worse things to be than a gold digger," I said with indifference as I sipped my caramel macchiato. It was Thursday morning, my coffee date with Denise. read more
By: Leah Sellers | 2010-05-30 | Satire One Mighty King Con Elitist Winks at another Global Mighty King Con Elitist, That''s right, I said, Poke ''Em With a Stick! Show Them critters whose Boss! Get Those varmints movin'' - stampedin'' - to the left, to the right! Run ''Em till They''re ragged, dazed and confused and have lost read more
By: Matt St. Amand | 2010-05-28 | Satire Pryvett Rawgers'' art is his daily life. He''s not a writer, an actor, a musician, or a mime. His art is himself. It''s my job to write about it. I began writing about Pryvett Rawgers seven years ago with the simple line: “Pryvett is an improbable personage. read more
By: Christopher Della Valle | 2010-05-31 | Movies ''s mightiest hero , entitled "The S should stand for Seriously?!?" Interviewer: First off I would like to thank read more
By: Mark Morford | 2010-06-01 | Satire 12 things to throw at Bush A shoe? Not bad. But surely we can do better - Thousands of Iraqis took to the streets Monday to demand the release of a reporter who threw his shoes at President George W. read more
By: Bruce Deitrick Price | 2010-05-28 | Satire Media in bed with Big Ed: a love story? The setting is an old Howard Johnson hotel in a seedy part of town. Media, still beautiful in a deathly, antique way, stares forlornly out a window with stained curtains. read more
By: Vicki Phipps | 2010-06-04 | Satire Apparently, fairy tale weddings are the new thing today, or they seem new to the bride and grooms of today. In my town, someone even built a building to resemble a castle. It was built on a hill, which makes it seem dramatically romantic for the weddings they charge an arm and a leg to hold there. read more
By: Sir Pizza | 2010-06-03 | Satire Earth as viewed by Aliens in the Future Approximately 1000 years ago, before the demise of what we now know as "The United States of America" as the world''s greatest superpower; before the nation of New Zealand emerged as the slave masters of the human race; before the polar ice caps melted, co read more
By: Carol Gustke | 2010-06-04 | Satire The night before my trip to Florida I happened to watch a movie where a plane crashed into the icy cold Atlantic. The plane sunk and people were trapped inside, but not dead. However, air supply was scarce. My mind immediately spun out of control. Maybe this was a sign, I tell myself. read more